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Welcome back to this old house. To
finish off the bathroom, Sue's going to

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in the tile with grout. No more grout,
Bob.

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I'm getting a divorce.

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To get a divorce, I went to see Dave,
our lawyer.

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How you doing, Dave?

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You ready?

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Yeah.

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Tonight's the night.

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Hey, butthead, you got your raincoat?

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Yeah.

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Ribbed. For her pleasure.

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Yeah.

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Unscented.

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Friday night.

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We're gonna score.

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Yeah.

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Rico. Rico.

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Rico. Rico.

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Suave. That

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was

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cool.

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Hey, butthead, what's a gigolo?

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Is that like one of those really fat
dudes?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Change it.

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Whoa.

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Fuck. Yeah.

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Fuck, dude.

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That's what I said.

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Mom, wife.

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Oh, yeah.

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He's so fine, he can be me.

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She should get naked.

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Shut up, Beavis. You're slobbering all
over me.

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She's pretty friendly for a chick with a
mohawk.

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Yeah.

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Chicks with mohawks are cool.

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Check it out.

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Yeah.

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It's still there. Yeah.

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Whoa. Check ahoy.

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Go get her.

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Chili burger, huh?

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Did you score?

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Sort of.

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I'm hungry.

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Hey, you gonna pay for that? I guess.

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Yeah, you guessed right.

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Oh, yeah?

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What do I win?

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Yeah,

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eat my head. I'm getting a stiffy.

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Yeah, me too.

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Friday night is cool.

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What's your name?

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Never mind.

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Come here.

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I love you.

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You. Yeah. Come here.

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I saw her first bunghole.

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Now listen.

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You just keep quiet and play dumb.

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What does that mean?

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Let's go.

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Fifty cents.

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All right, guys, what's in your clothes?

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Wouldn't you like to know?

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Yeah.

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Hit it, boys!

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Hit what? Run!

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Whoa.

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That chick is naked. Yeah, yeah. She has
the flag on her face.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the
United States of America and to the

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Republican, the Wicked Stan,
Invincible... Shut up, Jeeva.

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We're missing this video.

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And it doesn't even suck.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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This hit butt.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That drummer has lights coming out of
his butt.

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Yes, the lights are cool.

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Especially when they come out of your
butt.

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These guys must be like...

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Hallucinating. Yeah.

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Like back in the 50s, when you, like,
see stuff you don't believe?

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Yeah.

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I must be hallucinating now.

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I can't believe they're playing
something cool.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. These guys rock.

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Yeah, yeah.

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They rock.

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Cool.

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Well, I gotta go.

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You boys did good.

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Hey, take us with you.

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Yeah.

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We want you to be our woman.

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Sorry, but I got important things to do.
Things you can't be a part of. Like

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what? Well, I gotta get gas.

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Right, biker lady.

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You think she does it?

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Yeah.

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Hey, buddy, I still got my condominium.
What do I do with it?

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Saturday!

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They suck.

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This is that group with George Michael
and Kenny G and Snow.

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Yeah. It's a super suck group.

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Hey, Beavis, you think if I sang like a
wuss, I could get some chicks?

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Well, you look like a wuss. Shut up,
Beavis.

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And you talk like a wuss. I'll kick your
ass like a wuss if you don't shut up.

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This is irritating.

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Is this that Madonna video where she
gets naked in front of that little kid?

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Yeah.

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Hey, that's not Madonna.

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Yeah.

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She kissed him where?

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Down there.

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Hey, Beavis.

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Have you ever had a chick kiss you
there?

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Where?

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Anywhere.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Liar.

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Shut up, buddy.

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That would be cool if girls just did
what you wanted them to.

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Yeah.

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Then you could make them, like, come
over and mow the lawn and do all your

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and stuff.

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Oh, yeah?

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How old are you, Beavis?

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This video is complicated.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I like the boobs and the butts
and stuff, but it just seems like it

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needs some accident and some blood.

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Yeah. Yeah.